Past Past Past President David Robinson in the chair
Great to be back. Breakfast up to its normal high culinary standard.
Guest: Puran Singh
Birthdays
Andy Cameron today. And to top if off a birthday phone call while at the meeting.
Anniversaries
Pat Taylor 33 years in Rotary on 1 June
Mike Batchelor 22 years in Rotary 10 June.
Bryan Winters and Colin Beere were officially welcomed into the Club having been Zoom inducted.
Prizes for the Zoom competition
Best background – Neville and his obedient dog
Best Hat – Pauline Cowens
Best Joke – Rhonda
And overall best zoom – Andrew Knowles – At home with the Knowles'.
Saturday night 6/6/20
Karaoke night at the Tauranga Club. Still some slots available. Contact Paul Brljevich
Raffle winner – Sally
Sergeant Les
Congratulated Greg Brownless for zooming into last week's meeting from his yacht. Also reminded us seafarers of a couple of key rules:
- Never take bananas on the boat (This comment had a somewhat ruder typo which has been corrected. I'll let your imaginations work it out - Dave)
- Never whistle as it may change the direction of the wind
- Don’t pass the salt pot to another crew member
And a few more witty repartees
FRIDAY 19 JUNE
And finally: When I last visited the USA, I tried to get into the culture. I went into a shop and the guy said ‘Have a nice day’. I didn’t, so I sued him
